EPIC FAIL!!!

Registered late for a $5 tournament with a $2500 guaranteed prize pool. I remember planning on playing this particular tournament yesterday, but then forgot, then remembered again.

So I get in and the first hand I see is AK of spades.
I'm in early position. I raise 5x the big blind to 100 (our starting chipstacks were 3000, so raising any less than that just seems not worth it), and get called by the player 3 seats to my left. Everyone else folds. The flop is a little scary 9KQ, so I overbet the pot a little with 300 and get called. The turn now is another K, giving me three kings with the best kicker. I don't really want to continue with this hand and would rather settle for the smallish pot and move on, so I shove, just to take it down here.

I get called by AJ, and the river is the 10 giving my opponent, who has no pair, and only an inside straight draw to save him the NUTS!!!

But did I puke? No, I didn't puke. Wanted to.... but I didn't. I cursed instead. So I go out on the first hand I see. When this happens, to make myself feel better, I tell myself that it's better to go out early than to play for three and a half hours just to go out on the bubble. It never works.

Someone wise said to someone who wasn't something that wasn't really wise, but just common sense:
The unwise said to the wise, "I keep getting sucked out on". And the wise replied, "That's because you always play the best hands".

Played for some quarters after I took a walk and calmed down. Brought the bankroll back up to $328.33